Jeff McCarley

Funny, serious, and seriously funny


Jeff is a turd who loves to write about his people and their origins, and who aspires to one day author more toilet paper than any other writer. He can be spotted in public on the sidewalk, or on someone’s shoe, and he has been known to make appearances in public pools, or in a flaming paper bag on your doorstep. Jeff is married to an awesome woman and has a great daughter who step around him as he festers in Southern California and bakes in the sun, hardening.


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